Weird runner thought patterns

I get all kinds of ideas when I am out for my daily run. Today I worked on comparing running to shaving. This is just plain weird, I realize, but I am going to give you the highlights anyway.

I like shaving and running and do both almost every day.
I do not over think my shaving or my running. I simply put on lather or shoes and do it.
I look good (relatively) when I am done shaving and I feel good when I am done running.
I will shave and run for the rest of my life.
Shave shower. Same order, run then shower. Never shower shave or shower run.
I'm done.

What about the razor?